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RFC 0042: Adoption of Emoji-Based Identifiers in Swift
LLMs are here to help you achieve your goals with bland writing style, proper grammar and a ton of emojis. It doesn't really matter if your goals are downright insane. To illustrate it, I gave the following prompt to Gemini 3.6: "Write a RFC proposing the usage of emojis in function and variable names in a Swift codebase. Stress the expressiveness of emojis, the need to appeal to young developers, and the good support of language and IDEs. Plan a rollout where a task force is created to convert the main function names to emojis". The result is pure comedy:
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